Tom, this is for you ;)

So practically the only person that whines to me that i dont write enugh on my blog is my cute uncle tom :) so bud, this is for you!

Lets see. December 22..you'd think..OH! the kids are all out of school because its christmas time, and schools cant be THAT mean to the children...HA! i wish. yes. i will be attending school until the FREAKIN 23 OF DECEMBER. that is..the day before christmas ever (which in my head is better than christmas) so..screw them!

I also found out that i hate driving. Well, you see. I hated it before i even told you this, but the fact that there is about 234236 million inches of snow on the ground, and the people refuse to plow the roads that i drive on..it really makes my life a lot harder then i should be! and i mean A LOT.

5 minute drive to the gym? 20 minutes

15 minute drive to school? 30 minutes (BUT! i was on time :) )

but all is well, because i am escaping on SATURDAY. horray for mexico. horray for partying in mexico on new years. horray for working my butt off and serving these people like nobodys BIDNESS! (business...)

Also, when i get home (January 3) i will go to sleep that night. and when i wake up, it will be my 18th birthday. have i even thought about this? no. thinking about it brings me to tears...

all i want for my birthday is to be 1 for the rest of my life. so please reverse time and make it happen. or i will sulk for the rest of my life, and you'll be sorry. verrry very soorry.

doom on birthdays though. i really hate them because you build up this great thing in your mind that these friends that you really dont have all of a sudden pop up and make it the best day of the year and you are so happy and you have all your dreams come true and you just make up this huge fantasy...but then in reality you get a pair of socks and a text from your grandma, and 6 people write on your facebook wall that say happy birthday. but they really dont give a crap. the only reason they did it was because they saw it pop up on the side when they logged on to stalk some boy thats in their math class, but they've never talked to in their life.

so doom on the thing they call birthdays. (:

ALSO WHY IS IT SO FREAKIN COLD EVERYWHERE I GO.

also...

eh actually that's all.

Just a little update :)

welp, i am pretty sure i have a total of 0 people reading this anymore, but i dont care! i am still going to write my little heart away because I WANT TO! (:

1. guess who FINALLY quit red hanger?! :) MEEEEEEE! i have never been so happy in my entire life!
2. i hate..hate..HATE. stupid winter. i hate being cold. i hate going outside. i hate being inside (because everyone in the world refuses to freakin turn the heater on) and i hate the fact that mrs. pay turns the air conditioner on during tech center!
3. i am addicted to mylifeisaverage.com--seriously addicted.
4. if its going to be so darn cold, why cant they freakin make it snow?! WHAT THE HECK.
5. its almost my birthday (: january 4, dont forget!
6. VIVA MEXICO POR CHRISTMAS. i leave the 26. heckkkkk yeah baby.
7. my brain is exploding out every hole in my head. why you ask? i'm pretty sure its because i am so smart that its just growing, and my head wont fit it.
actually..its because i freakin have a brain tumor i bet.
8. yesterday, i tickled a goat, a cow, a chicken, a camel, and 3 sheep (: they loved it.
9. if i could drink hot chocolate for every meal, i would
10. stop bringing me so much food- i'm getting fat.

i have nothing to say.

i have nothing to say anymore. except i just wanna give a shout out to BRECK. because i love him :) aka we're the best friend in the world and we're so funny and cool and exciting and interesting and popular and all the good words in the world.

but anyways, forreals. school needs to be done right now. but i am officially 25% done with my senior year. that means, in 75% i will be done, and ready to .MOVE.OUT. but i am pretty sure everyone is ready for me to do that one

i am transferring out of chinese :) at first i loved it, but really...like we havent learned ANYTHING new, and my teacher is so annoying, and i got 0/13 on my quiz, so therefore i am taking the easy way out and being a teachers aid! which will be exciting because, how can it not be!

other then that everything is pretty great!

except for my job :) but that's always been bad. but now it's REALLY bad. can you believe it's been a year since i've worked there? A YEAR! i just cant even believe how fast time flies, and i wasn't even having any fun at all!...strange.

umm. oh so big news...I AM GOING TO THAILAND THIS SUMMER! yeah yeahhhh!!!! i am pretty much so excited i cant even contain it! :) i mean, it will never be able to compare to the love i have for kenya, but really. it's freakin gunna be way fun :)

and then going to mexico over christmas. oh the joy my life brings me :)

anyways, if you want to give me money for my trip i wouldnt mind. because little dry cleaning girl has no money. of course.

boo for red hanger.

creepy much?

baha. i love it when i find out people read my blog...it just brightens my days...especially my bad ones ;)

BUT! i guess this is my moment to promote my kenya trip!
(i think everyone in the whole world (of america) should do it, honestly)
today i did a presentation at my school for some seniors about it, and i was all excited and what not and i was talking about it blah blah blah, and they just were watching me like i was the biggest nut job on the face of the whole entire earth, but whatever. i love it.

anyways. if you want to get involved, go to youthlinc.org
you can go to more places than just kenya! they have mexico, and peru, and thailand, and kenya! it's absolutely amazing! it requires a lot of work and dedication and...passion. but believe me it's worth it!

in kenya...i taught in the school classes. we set up a soccer league for all the schools, and took over balls and jerseys and taught them drills and how to make a bracket so that they could have their own little tournament sorta thing! then we also helped start to build a secondary school. and we helped in the hospital, set up a library for the community, we threw a carnival, we did cultural exchanges. we went to church and visited peoples houses and farms and..bah! there is so much! i really need to one day post my journal entries. sorry i havent talked about it AT ALL. i am a horrible person. but i dunno..it's so hard to describe the feelings and events and like..everything i saw. and i so badly want to put it in words, or capture everything i saw and felt in a bottle and give every single on of you a piece of that because it brought me the most joy i have felt in my entire life.

AMAZING I TELL YOU!

:)

it is official.

i am so horrible at this blogging thing. so boo on me.
i have so so much to say but i can NEVER find the time to do it!plus i hate these stupid computers that we have so, i try and stay off as much as possible.
but hmm..lets see the important news for ya'll
1. humanitarian trip to mexico with the family for christmas! i'm so so super excited you dont even know!
2. i'm signing up to go to Thailand with youthlinc next summer!
3. i adore school. seriously. i look forward to it over the weekends, and it's never hard for me to get out of bed. it's just the best thing that ever happened to me! i only go to bingham half day, then i go to the tech center for my business management training program...and let me tell you, it's a lotta bit like heaven on earth. the teachers are amazing, and i've met soo many freakin awesome people! it's just so great.

but at the school, i am taking chinese (yes, yes. it's true. i will be fluent. i looove it!) umm seminary (BOOOO), government (which totally sucks. i am so glad i took ap classes my other two years of high school, because honestly..this class is so painful), and daycare (aka i love it).

then after tech center (which doesnt have air conditioning by the way) i go to worky work (which i am soooo close to quitting. all i need is just another job) then i come home, eat. and sleep. then have great dreams of waking up and going to school again! it's just great :)

boring summer days...

so what comes out of my boring summer days you ask? well...

1. a lot of sitting around :)

2. phineas and ferb aka best show ever :)

3. i make cakes!

so this is my result of my lazy tuesday...

the worlds bestttttt book of mormon cake.

made for the seminary teachers (by me), just to kick off the new year, and to show them how exciteddd i am to study the book of mormon, and maybe (secretly) to gain some brownie points so they'll forget to mark me absent once in a while ;)

whoever said i am no handyman, obviously knows nothing.

ehm. TADA. yes, i put this lovely piece of work together all by myself, and might i add it looks absolutely fabulous in my lovely bedroom.

and i am talking about the lamp. yes.

oh and plus. if you can see my shelf above my bed, i totally africanized it. it's quite impressive if you ask me. you should come by and take a gander one of these days :)

miss me?!? :)

haha. well i kinda gave up on this whole blog thing, it was fun but i am not such a good writer!

and its not just blogs

1. papers.

2. emails.

3. letters.

4. essays.

5. journals.

6. everything.

but oh well, i guess it's something i'll have to learn to live with i suppose.

hmm i've had an eventful summer. i cant even believe all the fun things i've done! i meannn i went to africa for heck sakes.

anyways...i just got back from the denison family reunion at reid ranch. :) it was actually  fun.

i shot a lottsssss of arrows. probably that's my favorite pass time almost ever.

and then i did paddle boats, which was tiring. 

and thenn...hmm mostly it rained the whole time, but i swam! and i sat in the hot tub for many a hours.

and i ate, and ate, and ate until my stomach exploded two times.

and then i laid around a lot and slept.

it was lovely :)

but then i had to come back and work. and then babysit. but i liked that part :)

but not work.

i hate work.

and tomorrow i have a loooooooong day of work ahead of me. so if anyone wants to, they can feel bad for me.

so boo. i am sick of the sun. i would like it to rain a little bit more.

i also was going to try and finish the book of mormon by the end of the summer, but i have a total of 19 days left and i'm only in alma 42. so screw that idea. 

anyways. my forever long day awaits me so i better get some sleepy.

1. sorry i am boring and never have anything to say.

2. sorry i never write anything

3. sorry all i do is whine, buttt welcome to my life.

wow dont i just love my job.

actually no. i dont. not at all.
i love that when i actually try to help out, i get yelled at.
i love that i go in and actually work, and get in trouble. but the other kid sits and freakin reads! and neverrrrr gets yelled at.
red hanger=death.
never go there. never work there.
whatever

mostly i just want someone to tell me that a daycare is hiring, and then i get that job and my life will be completeeee :)
yes please.

for your own entertainment...

soo guess who's home!

horray i made it! and i had the time of my life.
i have superrrrrr bad jet lag though, and i thought 14 hours of sleep would do the trick...but i think it's worse today! so i will post pictures and all my journal entrys (minus the mean things i had to say about some people) up some other day.
i swear my head is going to explode.
but i had the time of my life, i hate being home!
except i did gain a new love for america...a deep deep love.
:)

KENYA OR BUST!

well guys, i have zero time but i just wanted to tell ya'll that i'm off to kenya! after hours, and hours of service, and all ya'lls money i'm off!

i dont think i'll have any internet access, but i'll keep a good journal and take wonderful pictures. thanks for all your support and please keep me in your prayers! haha...

ahhhh i'm so scareddd. to death. i have a constant stomach ache, and cry baby eyes.

but i cant wait for my life to be changed. 

mmmm...cavities

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's all i have to say about this picture.

oooh ya gotta love the numb face :)

can you keep a secret?

...well that's what the name of the book is that i am currently reading.
soo good.

soo soo soo good.
i am honetly addicted. like really i laugh out loud to myself while reading it, i carry it everywhere i go. and yes i mean EVERYWHERE. just in case i will get an extra four minutes to read it.

i am addicted to it. sometimes i forget that it's
1. not real life. just a story.
2. not my life. i put myself in the characters shoes and, bam. i feel like all the horrible things happening in the book, are really my problems. i get really upset, mad, and discouraged about life! but then i just remember it's not real and not my life, so to stop. but i cant. i am sucked into it. addicted. "grabbed" but only you would get that part if you read the book.

when was the last time i have ever...EVER read a book? NEVER. i took ap lit and i didnt read a whole one of those books. i just get bored. but the writer is so funny! she kinda reminds me of me, just more clever and entertaining.

she's the one that wrote "confessions of a shopaholic" aka...saw the movie, but i am definately reading the book. it's on hold as we speak :)

but really. that's all i had to say. i had to let it out that if i am acting weird, i probably am just forgetting that the story isnt my life, and the things happening in the book are false.

oh but i have a question for the world. why can i read this 354 page book in 4 days (i know i am a slow reader, i like to soak it in!) but it takes me A WHOLE YEAR to read the book of mormon?! so discouraging. but that's my goal. to finish it by the end of the summer. i took all year (well actualy from march to december 31) to read it last year, but i wanna do it quicker...to get ready for the seminary year of the book of mormon studies! i am so excited :) i know..i am a retard. but i have a secret love for seminary. anyways. i think you guys should do it too...with me! :) it'll be a battle. or maybe not. most likely not..you'll all just read this and laugh and be like...oh how silly. then i'll feel like a retard anddd

crawl in a hole and die. :)


i went to the melting pot again last night. with my best friend/ cousin cheryl.
oh how i love her :) it was so lovely. and all we did was laugh and eat and share common interest on how we hate sharing food, especially desserts.
that's going to be my problem when getting married, they'll be all "aww honey if you love me give me a bite of your brownie" and i'm like..."HELLO!!! NO WAY JOSE! honestly, i dont love you enought. get your own. i hate sharing, plus...you stink and fart in the bed."

so that's what'll go down. exactly like that.
well hopefully not. i hate bed farters ;)

oh gosh. how did i get to this topic.

umm i also went to the oqurrh mountain temple (p.s. whoever thought of how to spell that word must have thought they were really REALLY funny. but they're not. they confuse me, make me angry, and make me look stupid. so thanks for nothing oqurrh mountain person)
it's really pretty though. like really really pretty! :) and i liked all the pictures of jesus. and the refreshment tent. it was so elegant! :) expcept one problem: the cookies.
why do they have people handing them out? what if i want two cookies...is that so bad?! what if i'm homeless and that's the only food i'll have in the week. are they going to deprive me of one more cookie?! really?!

thats all i have to say about that. but yes..truely upsetting on the cookie ordeal.

i have so much to say...and zero brain power to say it.

so...my sister merrit makes lists for everything:
-her obession with different things
-she maps her day out
-aka. everything.
it drives me crazy, but i decided one day that i was going to make a list of things i should write about in my blog, so i wrote that wondeful list, and now i cant even find it. i am so so mad. but maybe it's under the piles, and piles, and piles of clothes in my room that i never feel like cleaning up because...i am way too lazy. it's starting to get out of control.

but...this morning was senior sunrise aka i stayed up all night(almost) and did all the most random things you could ever think of. it was so fun though...but my WHOLE day was filled to the brim of things to do. first me and emily took her little sister to the zoo, which it was perfect weather! the sun was behind clouds, but it wasnt too cold. i loved it more than anything. and it wasn't even too stinky!
and then we went to jamba juice. can you say berry lime sublime? :)
thennn it was off to bowling ( i have free bowling passes for all summer...so that's why we went. we only like to do free things, or coupon things are good too. the zoo was free. it was lovely)
thennn we watched house bunny, aka funniest movie ever created. it's not as bad as you might think, it's mostly just freakin hilarious.
then after that...we went to dinner with my mama :) i just love her, she's such a cutie! and me and emily shared a burrito, but we had a dilema because she likes black beans, and i like the refried ones, so we begged the nice man to split it half and half, so he did. i wanted to kiss him. but not really.
so after that, we went to this really weird party where we didnt really know anyone, well we knew them...but we werent really friends with any of them so it was just one hundred percent awkward, so we played tetherball for like a million hours, and then they were starting a movie aka kungfu panda, so we left because we were going to see a drive in, but my mom had that bad mom feeling about it, so we didnt even end up going. so instead we went to 24 hour fitness (for free) and watched tv and walked around and sat in the hot tub, and sat in the steam room, and did all the fun things. but then we left
and we were trying to find more 24 hour places, and macy's popped into our brains.
WHO WOULDA KNOWN THAT PLACE WAS OPEN ALL DAY AND NIGHT!?
so we got a giant doughnut and got half price because it was one day old..but really it wasnt, it was just after midnight so we got it for 55 CENTS!
then we came to my house and had juice, and watched tv, but emily fell asleep and i wasnt even tired so i was up until like 3! and then i went to sleep for like two hours, we went to the school and ate and watched the no sunrise becasue it as hiding. and then we came home and fell asleep again until 10.
thennnnn we went to the seminary bbq, which was rainy and we didnt know anyone. but we had to say farewell to the dear sweet seminary teachers (aka brother downs) :( i'm really upset that he's going to alta.
but by the way, i found another potential husband.
just if you wanted to know that.

it's raining outside and i love it.

i bought new shoes. and some shorts. and some earrings.
the shorts are probably the best things ever because they definately cover up my muffin top fat.
and they are not ugly and skin tight.
and they are just so comfortable.
and only sometimes can you see my jiggly leg fat.
AND THE BEST PART IS THEY WERE ONLY 12 DOLLARS.

okay forreals i need to eat some real food before i die.

what a day!

i dont really know what the title is referring to...but i just wanted to put that.
i hate that i cant remember anything funny that happens in my life! i think i need to invest in a "blog journal" aka something that helps me remember all the good ideas that i come up with in life so i can have something interesting to tell all you guys!

the whole last night i thought i was going to DIE! my stomach hurt so bad and i was so unhappy...i when it came time to wake up for nine o'clock church...death was upon someone because i was so freakin tired. but i fell right back asleep and woke up at 11:40! i think i was just overworked, and so tireddddd. beyond belief. i feel a lil' bit better :) which is good.

so yesterday. i worked...and i love working saturdays because its 10-2..but i usually get off at like 12:30. so it's always just super joyous...umm i hope that's a word :)

and after work i came home and went to smiths marketplace with my dear sweet mother. there...i found my husband. which was great. but he ran away. then i was pushing the door open...AND IT CUT ME! :( i wanted to cry. and die. and kick someone. all at the same time.
but i kinda got over it after like half an hour...but it STILL HURTS. oh well... oh! hahaha this lady was giving out samples, and so me and my mom tried it. i guess it was kashi bars or something. and i took one bite and spit it out and i was like it tastes like smashed together dirt! and there was this lady going to pick it up, and she most definately got the most terrified look on her face, and put it back down and ran away. then i bought this lip gloss...which i thought would be normal and good, but i forgot that it said "lip plumper". NEVER EVER GET IT. it feels like a million knives are stabbing into your lip soul. and then if you lick your lips, it gets on your tounge and it hurts even worse!
but i got over that too. and the feeling kinda gets addicting. it's funny.

um then we went to zupas. where i ate way to much food, and i was fat doggin' it the rest of the night. i hated it. with a passion. but actually..the food was really good.

then the real game :). haha i decided a lot of things there.
1. i dont understand the people that can stand up and yell random weird things to the players/refs. dont they feel stupid? or how the heck to they come up with the fact that if you yell these things...anyone can hear you if they're on the field! like really!
2. who aspires to be a ref? like honestly...where do these people come from! it's a common fact that every single human beings hate them! so is that like their life goal? to become the most hated person ever? i dont get it...
3. mascots still suck.
4. i hate sitting close to people.
5. the world is full of way weird people that i am glad i have no association with.
6. i get so much anger and hatred when i watch soccer. like to the point where i would run on the field in a crazy rampage and just punch the refs. it's so hard for me to contain it, so i usually just sit there in silence just watching. but when in reality my insides are BURNING.

so that's that.

well ihave really bad morning breath. and nothing else to say at the moment. so i guess thats a sign for me to stop :)

adios.

one down, two to go.

sooo...lets talk ap.

test one (aka literature): i either did really good, or i missed the boat completely and just..failed horribly. but it wasnt as bad as i thought. i really didnt feel the pressure that i felt when i took it in ninth grade. i guess that's because there really wasn't anything to study, and it was just a lucky guess test ;). or it might have been the fact that i was sitting in the corner of the debate room where it didnt feel very legit. but whatever it was...i'm glad it wasnt too hard :)

test two (aka us history): now that's where we worry. my teacher never taught us how to do a dbq (aka document based question). she just ran through the last stuff so freakin fast that NOBODY learned ANYTHING! soooo we all are going to fail...but at least we'll fail together eh? we have taken ONE just ONE practice test. what is she thinking?!!?!?! and no practice essays!! what the freakkkkk. but i'ma gunna get a 5! :)

so after tomorrow, at around noon my terrible hard life is over. no more english classes for the rest of my high school life, and no more history (well except us gov)! next year is going to be THE BOMB! just lemme tell ya my schedule
1-work release (aka sleep in)
2-seminary
3-4-tech center(business managment)
5-work release (aka sleep in)
6-us government
7-8- tech centerrrrr

so yeah. i am pumped :)

uhh so i leave in seven weeks for KENYA!!!!!!!
i need to start getting ready. i got my shots though! but it really is time to start planning my lessons. i have to teach abuse at the health fair, and animals at the schools. so if anyone has any cute games or little songs to play with the kids...i wouldnt mind suggestions. :)

and tomorrow is the 9th grade dance that my business class is putting on. so that will finally be over too! horrayyyy! i love the feeling of school winding down. its just the best! and the weather is so nice i just want to run around in a dress and sing all day long.

i really really really really want a dog :( i just cant even say that enough times!
maybe i'll go to the animal home(humaine society? is that what it's called) and just bring it home with me...once my dad looks into its way precious eyes he wont be able to say no :) (um dad, dont read that)

oh p.s. i gained a million pounds. but i've been trying to exercise a lotta lot more! i want to be able to run a 5k by the time i leave for kenya, so i am not the fat american girl that cant play soccer with the little kids because she is one hundred percent out of breath, and her fat is hanging over her pants and everyone is really grossed out. plus i just feel disgusting.

also, i am craving juice.
apple
orange
pineapple orange :)
BERRY LIME SUBLIME JAMBA JUICE
yes that is what i want times one hundred percent.

and guess who gets paid tomorrowwwww :) MEE. and guess who actually has one friday off in her entire life..ME. but guess who has to spend her night with ninth graders..ugh.
i am scared of them! they are mean and rude and have terrible attitudes. i just wanna slap them silly fools.

anyways. i am going to run/study/mostly walk because it's hard to run and read at the same time :)

i am a messsss times twelve.

helloooo and welcome to the week of two ap tests, followed by the ninth grade dance that i am in charge of, i leave for kenya in seven weeks, anddd i have already gained 85 pounds because of my bottomless pit.

so now you know why i never post anything anymore, plus i have nothing to say ever. while my life is going i think of all these clever things to write about and what not, but when it comes time for me to put off studying and actually write on my blog, i have NOTHING to say. so bleh. i am boring but whatever.

i just ate a whole batch of cookie dough, and a brownie, a sandwich, chips, ect...ect. and i a little bit want to DIE. and i also want to lock myself up and never see anyone in the world ever again because i am sick of everyone and everything and...it's just getting out of hand. so if i am ever mean to you...take it personally. haha just kidding. dont.

auewkjafknaaja i have nothing to say...

it's your turn to give back!

hey all ya'll! so you should know by now that i am going on a humanitarian trip to KENYA! we leave june 24, and i am so so pumped. we are going to be teaching schools, building a library, digging irrigation ditches, setting up soccer teams, going to all these different hospitals and orphanages and just helping out!

but we are running into a bit of a problem...we need supplies! so if anyone has anything, or knows of anyone that would like to donate that would be awesome :)
we need all sorts of stuff like...
-school supplies (pencils, scissors, markers, paper, whatever!)
-blankets
-hats
-SOCCER BALLS!
-soccer jerseys
-maps
-childrens books
-first aid kits (or even just a pack of bandaids or something! anything will work)

also, we have a million fundraisers (like a bowling tournament, a golf tournament, and a car wash) and we need gifts and stuff to auction off and give out as prizes and stuff...so if you have any connections pleaseeeeee let me know.
i'd love you forever and ever.
or! if you want to enter into the golf tournament definately let me know. we have awesome prizes to give out! so..please help :)

i have a dream!

and that is...to loose all the weight that i gained after i lost it!..if that makes any sense at all.

working out kicks my butt though. but i was thinking about it, and it made me in a better mood, i felt more accomplished and what not, and...its another reason to put my homework off!

i am soo busy this week so just fyi that's why i'm not going to write at all, unless something huge happens, but even if that happens i will be too excited to sit down and type about it, especially when nobody reads this!

anyways...i'll tell you about florida, even though there is not much to tell. pretty much all we did was sleep! it was the best though!
we would wake up at like 10, go get some breakfast, nap on the beach, then go to the pool and nap there, then go to our room to get ready and usually fall asleep, then go to dinner with daddy :) it was a blast. pretty much my dream vacation, only in my dreams i was a size 2 and all the guys weren't gross and scary and old and hairy and wearing a speedo :\

but it was good! we went shopping one day, went to see a movie. it was just one big blast. and their mall, OH THE MALL! it was big and huge and...had good stores not lame ones like us. i could definately retire right now and move there :) haha.

anyways...spring break...i hung out with my friends :) visited my grandma, worked worked worked, slept, memorized the presidents (aka i got a B on the test!) did homework until my eyes bled. it was an intense process lemme tell you. but if you EVER need to memorize the presidents i have this really great song to oops i did it again by britney spears :) it works wonders.

and then school today was good. nothing interesting...i guess mostly just its sbo week :( and i'm not running. BUT i am hoping to be in seminary council. it's my dream :) i have a secret love for seminary, and the teachers. today sister newbold made me promise her that i would give my phone to her at the beginning of class so i wont text...but its so hardddd. because 1. i cant read the clocks they have in school, they just dont make sense! so i need my phone to see the time. 2. sometimes class is boring. 3. when in an awkward situation, what do you do? TEXT EMILY! its just..a law of my life. and lemme tell you my seminary class is not my number one best friends, so that equals awkward situations. i love brother downs though :) he's quite possibly the best teacher EVER!

so yadda yadda yadda. i'm blabbing about stupid stuff. i guess now that my legs have returned from their jello state that i will go to bed so i can...read the othello spark notes before i got to school in the morning! horray for stupid english class that makes you dont learn anything and you have the ap test in less than a month and you still cant diagnose a poem.

EW. and i hate when people are like.."oh you'll get it, it's easy" HELLO we've been doing poetry for 123 months and i still dont get it! i am the ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE CLASS. and i cant write an essay about it because oh! guess what! i dont even know where to start because the poem talks about chickens but really it has a hidden story of this girl that got ran over a car, but really that's a symbolism for imperialism, which connects to history...ect. ect.

it makes me want to cry :(

my mother gave birth to a dummy :(

dear world. i dont mean to be retarded..i just am.
i dont mean to be deaf. i just am.
i'm sorry mommy. :(

one. i cant hear a bloody thing anyone says! so stop getting mad at me for saying what after everything you say. i think half the time its the speakers fault anyways. STOP MUMBLING ALL THE TIME! and once in a while talk with a loud voice! goodness gracious you people drive me nuts.

two. i should have been born a blonde.
-i drove all the way to the...eastern mountains? whatever ones are with the copper mine thingy. just to find bangeter highway...when i had already passed it! bye bye a half a tank of gas thanks to my stupidity. horray!
-i just dont get anything! directions/instructions dont do me JACK! i still dont understand what i'm supposed to do!

question: what is love...

answer:

the melting pot.

:) that that is the truth my friends. me and emily have been saving our pennies and clipping coupons for this day.

four course meal.

course one: your choice of cheese. NEVER ENDING bread, apples, carrots, celery, ect. :) so yummy

course two: your choice of salad. and lemme tell you it'll be the best salad you have ever tasted.

course three: meats. they bring out this chicken broth stuff and it's boiling then you get a giant platter of raw meats. they put sliced potatoes, mushrooms, and brocoli in the broth, then you cook your own meats. they cant get over cooked and it only takes about 2 minutes to cook each thing. then you get all these different sauces to dip them it. ahh it's soo good.

but my favorite part...

course four: yes my friends, it's the chocolate. you get to pick what kinda chocolate stuff you want, we got yin and yang which is in the shape of the yin and yang! and it's milk and white chocolate. it's magical! then you get this HUGE plate of stuff to dip it in...like..cheese cake, rice crispies, brownies, blonde brownies, strawberries, bananas, ect, ect, ect :)

and this is not the every day fondue chocolate. it's the best thing you will ever place in your mouth. the whole place is magical i swear! we were CONSTANTLY eating for 2 hours. so i say it was well worth my 42 dollars :)

it was so so much fun. i would DEFINATELY reccomend it to everyone who saves your pennies, and shares the love of fabulous fondue.

is it a bad thing if...

i cant see out of my left eye and it's producing a million eye boogers a second?

i am thinking it's not such a good thing.

:( i am hoping it's not pink eye because i am pretty sure i've had my fair share of pink eye in my life.
one year..at efy i got it and i had(well...got) to miss the whole day of classes to go to the doctor. it was exciting for sureeee.

but i really am upset about this eye issue. i guess i will just rip it out and go eyeless the rest of my life...that way i wont ever have to see fat people eat. or the snow falling. or people that drop off their dry cleaning. or scary movies. or myself in the mirror. i can think of a million things i would be HAPPY to not have to see anymore. oh! like my grades on my report card. my homework. i could go on and on and onnnnnn. :)

bed time!

so...i have no time...EVER

:) sorry that i never write! i feel like you guys are missing out so much on my freaking awesome life. so since last time...i actually got asked to prom! and went last night. and boy oh boy lemme tell ya..i sure had fun! i actually got work off..yes i know what you all are thinking...i was taken back myself when she said i could have it off. ;)but it was a lotta lotta fun!

firsttt we went to dinner at madelines and i ate my weight in salmon. then we went to the dance which was a freakin blast! :) pretty sure i danced my feet off. then we got really hot so we all went outside and just walked around the capital...thennn i got sick of walking so we decided to leave. so we went to kyles house to change our clothes..and then we all decided we werent in the mood to go with the rest of our group to do whatever they were doing so we stayed at morgans house to watch a movie..but of course i fell asleep the second they turned it on :) so yada yada yada...that's pretty much my night! :) and cute katy rose won prom queen and i was so so happy.

letssss see..what else has happened...

well i have a lot of money now from working my BUTT off. but i decided...one of these days i am going to write down all the nasty gross things that i find at work in peoples pockets...just just what people bring in. you wont believe your eyes when you read this...believe me.

my list of gross things that i've found/touched:
-poo (human, animal, ect., ect.)
-throw up (human, cat, dog, ect.)
-underwear...used underwear...from an old lady (i wanted to die)
-a toe nail. i'm not kidding.
-boogery used nasty tissues (this is on a daily basis)
-an old mans peed in pants that dried up and made the zipper stick so it wouldnt unzip.
-a bullet (that's not gross...i just thought it was cool)
oh! another not gross thing...in a police uniform i found a finger print ink pad..so i played with that for a while...before giving it back.

i'm done. i hate recalling those memories... :( it's upsetting.

but that's that. um i am going to florida soon :) horrayy. i cant wait to lay on the beach with my minus ten pound body...

OH I LOST TEN POUNDS!

um school is kicking my booty. i am so sick and tired of it all...i wish i could just sleep for a few days straight...and all would be good :)

anyways my mother is yelling at me to go to bed due to the fact that i have church at nine and i never ever ever wake up. i will put pictures up of me and cute morgan at prom up later :)

nighty night fools

a very good friend once told me...

to laugh it off. stop being so hard on yourself and just learn to laugh at your mistakes and your trials...so that's what i have been trying to do..very hard. uggh. easier said than done though, i am not going to lie. sometimes all you want to do is beat someones head into a brick wall and be grumpy! but for some reason lately it's been like that for me alllllll the time.

but dont worry i'm stopping..NOW.

anyways. prommm is march 10th.
and i am bound and determined to force someone to ask me, just like i've forced people to take me to every other dance that i've been to. haha..sorry guys ;) i just wanna goooo :( it's my juinor prom. and i'm a junior. so pretty much...i'll be really mad when i am stuck at home throwing myself a pity party.

oh and did i forget to mention...my feet are going to fall off! freakin i get into work today and they have 15..yes 15 FULL bags waiting for me. then like half a million people decide to come and drop off even more stuff and i couldnt go fast enough and i was so stressed out and hungry and i had to go to the bathroom and..it was just bad. then i lock up at 7 and this guy drives up, but i was hiding wishing he would go away. but of course not. he stands there knocking for a while, then comes to the drive through door and knocks and stairs at me until i go help him. iwas mad. then like twelve other people followed i was like HELLO!! NO! i wanna freakin go home and eat before i die!

because..for some reason i havent been feeling well, and so i just am never in the mood to eat but it just HIT ME. and i wanted to kick someone...but i didnt.

anyways..what else happened. um pretty much nothing else. that's my life in a nutshell :) lucky you gets to read it...my life is sooooooo interesting. i just cant even handle it.

HA.

didnt see that one coming.

yes. i mallory hit a parked car with my beast of a mini van.of course there is NOT A SCRATCH on my car. but i ramed the whole bumper in on the stupid boy that is retarded and doesnt know how to park's car. i'm pissed. as if i'm not stressed out about money and everything enought, this has to happen. PERFECTTTT.
lets see...
kenya $1675
last bs ticket $135
this stupid car...$?? unknown.

there goes my savings account.
and all my future checks.
i think i might sell my guitar? maybe? i dont know. every bit of money will get me closer to paying it off.

NINE.

nine shots.
nine death shots.
nine death shots just to go to kenya.

how much better can it get...really?!

just a lil' update/thankful thursday

well my day today and yesterday was good. and then today got ruined. thanks a lot stupid world. i am going to have a nervous breakdown and cry my eyeballs out.
but all is dandy.

hey hey come what may i'm not gunna let that ruin my day. no sir. no way. i'm not gunna let that ruin my day.

but that's a lie because i am still going to. UGH. i was informed today that i have to pay $900 in the next 9 days for kenya.
but i think this is where thankful thursday comes in.

THANKFUL THURSDAY.
1. all the money that people donated to me. really guys, thanks! it helped out A TON. :) i love you all for it.
2. getting locked out of electronic music. i really was not in the mood...so he gave me the perfect reason to run away :)
3. take home tests
4. dollar stores

okay. i'm done with that. anyways pretty much my life has been BORING BEYOND BELIEF lately. so i have nothing to tell anyone about!

oh but i taked to my boss and we made up :) which was kinda good. but i'm still on the lookout for another job, because 6.55 just sucks.

anyways i'm not really in the mood for this whole blog writing thing right now

IT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT

stupid pen wasn't even my fault.

i'm mad. and bitter. and annoyed. and every mad word in the dictionary. and all the mad words that aren't in the dictionary.

but i'm over that.

and i'm still quitting my job :) go me!

two words ruined my life.

it's 10 am and i already have something to write about. but believe me it's not good.
i am crying my eyeballs out.
i am going to lose my job.
my boss is going to beat me.
i'm shaking so bad i cant hardly type.
i cant go to work today. i just cant.

and all this is because of two simple words in one stupid phone call that woke me up.

ink load.

this means nothing to you, but to me it means...i'm dead. they're going to throw me in the oven lock it up and throw away the key.

you know how i work at red hanger right? well. my job is to take in the clothes, check the pockets, tag the clothes, and get them all ready for cleaning. if there is a pen in the pockets, and it stays there, i'm dead.

and yes folks, there was a pen in the pocket.

and did i get it out? no.
was it on purpose? no.

so long story short, it exploded in the dry cleaning machine, got over EVERYTHING. and...i'm dead.

I AM SORRY.

i've been so busy it's not even funny, and i never have time to write! well..who am i kidding i barely have time to go to the bathroom for heck sakes!

so needless to say, my life is crazy. between school, then straight to work, then straight to my homework (or the occasional napping with a book over my face), then trying to fit the gym, life, friends, um goodness..i dont even have time to spend all this precious money i am making!

it's very upsetting.

so today...i took clorox (spelling? who knows...) wipes to work today and cleaned EVERYTHING. i scrubbed all the black sticky stuff off of the three tables, the two key boards, i swept every little grey dust bunny that was floating around ( believe me...there was enough to fill a full size garbage can) it was terrible. but i feel a lot better about myself. AND i got to wear my normal clothes :) yay for no ugly uniform days. i'm praying i get another one tomorrow.

THEN today i went to a party. but there is nothing to tell there...then i went to see he's not that into you. and may i advise you..GO SEE IT :) and if you already have...i'm the brown haired one that over anylyzes EVERYTHING and tries way too hard.

anyways, now that it is 12:25 i need to get some of that much needed beauty sleep :)

to whom it may concern:

:) that comment from anonymous person on my post below totally made my day :) so thank you!!

comments always make my day. yay.

nothing cool ever happens to me.

honestly. i've got nothing for you guys.

i mean i've got school. but lets be serious...that's the last thing anyone wants to read about, and quite honestly..that's the last thing i want to talk about. 7 hours of it is enough for me :)

but...because of the fact that i have nothing else to say, and i'm wasting time before i have to go to work, school is good :)

1. astronomy. yay for easy science credits :)
2. ap us history. eh. it's okay...nothing really more to say
3. shoot. i always forget. okay umm. oh personal finance :) it should be a good class! it'll help me save my money...hopefully haha. one of our assignments is to save like..however much money we feel like we can a day. i choose 3 dollars a day. but i might change it like..to something per month..because i get paid every 2 weeks at my job. i dunno..we'll see what i come up with. we also have to write down every single thing we buy. which will suck. ugh. but it'll be good! i'm excited to learn all this stuff :)
4. commercial art. i fail. i cant draw. even my stick figures areUGLY so this..will be interesting. haha..and embarrassing.
5. seminary. yay for brother downs. and for a million and a half friends in that class. i talk way too much though. i'm working on not. but i cant lie..it's hard for me.
6. ap lit. ew ew ew. we're doing poetry and i want to die.
7. behavioral science. studying animals. yeah..easy. all we do is watch movies and take notes. :) my kinda science class for sure!
8. electronic music. hahahahahahaha. dont know what i'm doing. but it's fun...and nice to screw around. oh AND a hidden plus. we get out early so i can hurry and leave and not be stuck in the parking lot. :) because...we all know me in traffic...no bueno.


i guess i'll hurry and do thankful thursday.
1. pull through parking spots.
2. getting the butterflies.
3. my job. ( i know i say i hate it. but really. it's so nice. let's see. good hours. okay pay. it's perfect!)
4. a needle and thread (because all my favorite pants rip. and i HATE shopping for new pants...so i just sew them on up! works like magic)

"DID YOU SPIT IN MY FOOD?!"

so this is my story about my bad encounter with a mcdonalds worker. ew ew ew. i was so so mad.

so..i pull up to the drive through and sat there for like 2 minutes waiting. and it was cold and nobody had said anything so...

ME: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO?
MCDONALDS BOY : oh my g(you know what)...HOLD ON A SECOND
ME: excuse me?
MCDONALDS BOY: i said hold on a second!
ME: um dont tell me what to do! you're here to serve me fool!
MCDONALDS BOY: just one second

like a million hours later

MCDONALDS BOY: can i help you?
ME: its about time. one double stack (for breck)
MCDONALDS BOY: one double stack?
ME: that's what i said.

a million more hours of waiting in the line

MCDONALDS BOY: did you have the kids meal?
ME: does it look like i'd have a kids meal. no. i didnt.
MCDONALDS BOY: mcdouble? $1.08
ME: i hand it to him without looking at him.

while he is giving me dirty looks and planning something mean.
he hands me the money. i drive to the next window.

AT THE NEXT WINDOW

LADY WITH SOME GUY STANDING RIGHT THERE WITH HER: mcdouble?
ME: oh my gosh. yes i had the mcdouble.

LADY AND GUY STAIR AT ME. AWKWARDLY AND MEANLY AND KILLINGLY.

ME: WHAT'S THIS PLACES PROBLEM!

and i drive away

yes. i was mad. i wanted to punch someone out. so..dont ever go there again :)

thankful wednesday :)

i always...ALWAYS mean to do thankful thursday.
but i always forget! so..i decided to do it right now so that i dont forget :)

1. my parents. i know...i know...cheesy and lame sounding. but honestly...i'm being serious. today we went to the homeless shelter and read stories to the kids there, and it just made me so thankful for my parents and what they do for me...and everything they give me! and how hard they work so we can have the things that we do have.

2. the fact that i have a job. i keep hearing about people getting fired and what not...and how nice is it that i was able to get a job while there are tons of people out there looking for them!

3. midol. what would the world be without it.

4. calculators. math tests would be a failure if it wasn't for my dear sweet technology :)

what are yours?

the monthly cry baby eyes had to come at the worst time possible.

ugh so january 4th. :) happy birthday to me.

so today at church we're like sitting there and the WHOLE time i had cry baby eyes. i dont know why.. i just did. and so i was like holding it back and i was doing a pretty good job at it! but then in young womans they forgot my birthday...and it's not that big of a deal! like i dont even care but the lil' pms bug went off and i just wanted to cry my eyeballs out. i felt so stupid haha

ugh. so i just thought you should know my extremely embarrassing moment that i had.

BUT. there was something to make it up :) it's called. boy that i'm in LOVE with and always have been talked to me foreverrrrr and gave me like a million hugs (yes lame i know. but you have no idea how long i've been in love. probably since i was 5...so it's a big deal to me!) ah...i just wish you knew. but people read this that know him so i'm keeping shhh :)