Sunday, May 17, 2009

what a day!

i dont really know what the title is referring to...but i just wanted to put that.
i hate that i cant remember anything funny that happens in my life! i think i need to invest in a "blog journal" aka something that helps me remember all the good ideas that i come up with in life so i can have something interesting to tell all you guys!

the whole last night i thought i was going to DIE! my stomach hurt so bad and i was so unhappy...i when it came time to wake up for nine o'clock church...death was upon someone because i was so freakin tired. but i fell right back asleep and woke up at 11:40! i think i was just overworked, and so tireddddd. beyond belief. i feel a lil' bit better :) which is good.

so yesterday. i worked...and i love working saturdays because its 10-2..but i usually get off at like 12:30. so it's always just super joyous...umm i hope that's a word :)

and after work i came home and went to smiths marketplace with my dear sweet mother. there...i found my husband. which was great. but he ran away. then i was pushing the door open...AND IT CUT ME! :( i wanted to cry. and die. and kick someone. all at the same time.
but i kinda got over it after like half an hour...but it STILL HURTS. oh well... oh! hahaha this lady was giving out samples, and so me and my mom tried it. i guess it was kashi bars or something. and i took one bite and spit it out and i was like it tastes like smashed together dirt! and there was this lady going to pick it up, and she most definately got the most terrified look on her face, and put it back down and ran away. then i bought this lip gloss...which i thought would be normal and good, but i forgot that it said "lip plumper". NEVER EVER GET IT. it feels like a million knives are stabbing into your lip soul. and then if you lick your lips, it gets on your tounge and it hurts even worse!
but i got over that too. and the feeling kinda gets addicting. it's funny.

um then we went to zupas. where i ate way to much food, and i was fat doggin' it the rest of the night. i hated it. with a passion. but actually..the food was really good.

then the real game :). haha i decided a lot of things there.
1. i dont understand the people that can stand up and yell random weird things to the players/refs. dont they feel stupid? or how the heck to they come up with the fact that if you yell these things...anyone can hear you if they're on the field! like really!
2. who aspires to be a ref? like honestly...where do these people come from! it's a common fact that every single human beings hate them! so is that like their life goal? to become the most hated person ever? i dont get it...
3. mascots still suck.
4. i hate sitting close to people.
5. the world is full of way weird people that i am glad i have no association with.
6. i get so much anger and hatred when i watch soccer. like to the point where i would run on the field in a crazy rampage and just punch the refs. it's so hard for me to contain it, so i usually just sit there in silence just watching. but when in reality my insides are BURNING.

so that's that.

well ihave really bad morning breath. and nothing else to say at the moment. so i guess thats a sign for me to stop :)

adios.

8 comments:

MD said...

You do not sit there in silence! I have to endure your constant complaining!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, ditto Merrit.

mallorycake said...

wanna know what really makes me furious?
1. people who dont comment.
2. people who do an anonymous comment.

Melanie said...

oh Mal! haha I just love your blog it makes me laugh all the time! And I am so happy your found your husband. It he ran away for good, I found you one in Hawaii...his name is Danny and he is literally Tarzan!

Sarah said...

I second Melanie. I've met this boy and he is Tarzan. I have some pics if you want to see him.
And I love your blog Mal, you are hilarious and I can't wait to see you!

mallorycake said...

umm hello! heck yes i want their pictures! i'll put them in my room and pretend he's my boyfriend and people will get really jealous...but it will be a secret inside my own little head.

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