can you keep a secret?

...well that's what the name of the book is that i am currently reading.
soo good.

soo soo soo good.
i am honetly addicted. like really i laugh out loud to myself while reading it, i carry it everywhere i go. and yes i mean EVERYWHERE. just in case i will get an extra four minutes to read it.

i am addicted to it. sometimes i forget that it's
1. not real life. just a story.
2. not my life. i put myself in the characters shoes and, bam. i feel like all the horrible things happening in the book, are really my problems. i get really upset, mad, and discouraged about life! but then i just remember it's not real and not my life, so to stop. but i cant. i am sucked into it. addicted. "grabbed" but only you would get that part if you read the book.

when was the last time i have ever...EVER read a book? NEVER. i took ap lit and i didnt read a whole one of those books. i just get bored. but the writer is so funny! she kinda reminds me of me, just more clever and entertaining.

she's the one that wrote "confessions of a shopaholic" aka...saw the movie, but i am definately reading the book. it's on hold as we speak :)

but really. that's all i had to say. i had to let it out that if i am acting weird, i probably am just forgetting that the story isnt my life, and the things happening in the book are false.

oh but i have a question for the world. why can i read this 354 page book in 4 days (i know i am a slow reader, i like to soak it in!) but it takes me A WHOLE YEAR to read the book of mormon?! so discouraging. but that's my goal. to finish it by the end of the summer. i took all year (well actualy from march to december 31) to read it last year, but i wanna do it quicker...to get ready for the seminary year of the book of mormon studies! i am so excited :) i know..i am a retard. but i have a secret love for seminary. anyways. i think you guys should do it too...with me! :) it'll be a battle. or maybe not. most likely not..you'll all just read this and laugh and be like...oh how silly. then i'll feel like a retard anddd

crawl in a hole and die. :)


i went to the melting pot again last night. with my best friend/ cousin cheryl.
oh how i love her :) it was so lovely. and all we did was laugh and eat and share common interest on how we hate sharing food, especially desserts.
that's going to be my problem when getting married, they'll be all "aww honey if you love me give me a bite of your brownie" and i'm like..."HELLO!!! NO WAY JOSE! honestly, i dont love you enought. get your own. i hate sharing, plus...you stink and fart in the bed."

so that's what'll go down. exactly like that.
well hopefully not. i hate bed farters ;)

oh gosh. how did i get to this topic.

umm i also went to the oqurrh mountain temple (p.s. whoever thought of how to spell that word must have thought they were really REALLY funny. but they're not. they confuse me, make me angry, and make me look stupid. so thanks for nothing oqurrh mountain person)
it's really pretty though. like really really pretty! :) and i liked all the pictures of jesus. and the refreshment tent. it was so elegant! :) expcept one problem: the cookies.
why do they have people handing them out? what if i want two cookies...is that so bad?! what if i'm homeless and that's the only food i'll have in the week. are they going to deprive me of one more cookie?! really?!

thats all i have to say about that. but yes..truely upsetting on the cookie ordeal.