question: what is love...

answer:

the melting pot.

:) that that is the truth my friends. me and emily have been saving our pennies and clipping coupons for this day.

four course meal.

course one: your choice of cheese. NEVER ENDING bread, apples, carrots, celery, ect. :) so yummy

course two: your choice of salad. and lemme tell you it'll be the best salad you have ever tasted.

course three: meats. they bring out this chicken broth stuff and it's boiling then you get a giant platter of raw meats. they put sliced potatoes, mushrooms, and brocoli in the broth, then you cook your own meats. they cant get over cooked and it only takes about 2 minutes to cook each thing. then you get all these different sauces to dip them it. ahh it's soo good.

but my favorite part...

course four: yes my friends, it's the chocolate. you get to pick what kinda chocolate stuff you want, we got yin and yang which is in the shape of the yin and yang! and it's milk and white chocolate. it's magical! then you get this HUGE plate of stuff to dip it in...like..cheese cake, rice crispies, brownies, blonde brownies, strawberries, bananas, ect, ect, ect :)

and this is not the every day fondue chocolate. it's the best thing you will ever place in your mouth. the whole place is magical i swear! we were CONSTANTLY eating for 2 hours. so i say it was well worth my 42 dollars :)

it was so so much fun. i would DEFINATELY reccomend it to everyone who saves your pennies, and shares the love of fabulous fondue.

is it a bad thing if...

i cant see out of my left eye and it's producing a million eye boogers a second?

i am thinking it's not such a good thing.

:( i am hoping it's not pink eye because i am pretty sure i've had my fair share of pink eye in my life.
one year..at efy i got it and i had(well...got) to miss the whole day of classes to go to the doctor. it was exciting for sureeee.

but i really am upset about this eye issue. i guess i will just rip it out and go eyeless the rest of my life...that way i wont ever have to see fat people eat. or the snow falling. or people that drop off their dry cleaning. or scary movies. or myself in the mirror. i can think of a million things i would be HAPPY to not have to see anymore. oh! like my grades on my report card. my homework. i could go on and on and onnnnnn. :)

bed time!

so...i have no time...EVER

:) sorry that i never write! i feel like you guys are missing out so much on my freaking awesome life. so since last time...i actually got asked to prom! and went last night. and boy oh boy lemme tell ya..i sure had fun! i actually got work off..yes i know what you all are thinking...i was taken back myself when she said i could have it off. ;)but it was a lotta lotta fun!

firsttt we went to dinner at madelines and i ate my weight in salmon. then we went to the dance which was a freakin blast! :) pretty sure i danced my feet off. then we got really hot so we all went outside and just walked around the capital...thennn i got sick of walking so we decided to leave. so we went to kyles house to change our clothes..and then we all decided we werent in the mood to go with the rest of our group to do whatever they were doing so we stayed at morgans house to watch a movie..but of course i fell asleep the second they turned it on :) so yada yada yada...that's pretty much my night! :) and cute katy rose won prom queen and i was so so happy.

letssss see..what else has happened...

well i have a lot of money now from working my BUTT off. but i decided...one of these days i am going to write down all the nasty gross things that i find at work in peoples pockets...just just what people bring in. you wont believe your eyes when you read this...believe me.

my list of gross things that i've found/touched:
-poo (human, animal, ect., ect.)
-throw up (human, cat, dog, ect.)
-underwear...used underwear...from an old lady (i wanted to die)
-a toe nail. i'm not kidding.
-boogery used nasty tissues (this is on a daily basis)
-an old mans peed in pants that dried up and made the zipper stick so it wouldnt unzip.
-a bullet (that's not gross...i just thought it was cool)
oh! another not gross thing...in a police uniform i found a finger print ink pad..so i played with that for a while...before giving it back.

i'm done. i hate recalling those memories... :( it's upsetting.

but that's that. um i am going to florida soon :) horrayy. i cant wait to lay on the beach with my minus ten pound body...

OH I LOST TEN POUNDS!

um school is kicking my booty. i am so sick and tired of it all...i wish i could just sleep for a few days straight...and all would be good :)

anyways my mother is yelling at me to go to bed due to the fact that i have church at nine and i never ever ever wake up. i will put pictures up of me and cute morgan at prom up later :)

nighty night fools

a very good friend once told me...

to laugh it off. stop being so hard on yourself and just learn to laugh at your mistakes and your trials...so that's what i have been trying to do..very hard. uggh. easier said than done though, i am not going to lie. sometimes all you want to do is beat someones head into a brick wall and be grumpy! but for some reason lately it's been like that for me alllllll the time.

but dont worry i'm stopping..NOW.

anyways. prommm is march 10th.
and i am bound and determined to force someone to ask me, just like i've forced people to take me to every other dance that i've been to. haha..sorry guys ;) i just wanna goooo :( it's my juinor prom. and i'm a junior. so pretty much...i'll be really mad when i am stuck at home throwing myself a pity party.

oh and did i forget to mention...my feet are going to fall off! freakin i get into work today and they have 15..yes 15 FULL bags waiting for me. then like half a million people decide to come and drop off even more stuff and i couldnt go fast enough and i was so stressed out and hungry and i had to go to the bathroom and..it was just bad. then i lock up at 7 and this guy drives up, but i was hiding wishing he would go away. but of course not. he stands there knocking for a while, then comes to the drive through door and knocks and stairs at me until i go help him. iwas mad. then like twelve other people followed i was like HELLO!! NO! i wanna freakin go home and eat before i die!

because..for some reason i havent been feeling well, and so i just am never in the mood to eat but it just HIT ME. and i wanted to kick someone...but i didnt.

anyways..what else happened. um pretty much nothing else. that's my life in a nutshell :) lucky you gets to read it...my life is sooooooo interesting. i just cant even handle it.

HA.

didnt see that one coming.

yes. i mallory hit a parked car with my beast of a mini van.of course there is NOT A SCRATCH on my car. but i ramed the whole bumper in on the stupid boy that is retarded and doesnt know how to park's car. i'm pissed. as if i'm not stressed out about money and everything enought, this has to happen. PERFECTTTT.
lets see...
kenya $1675
last bs ticket $135
this stupid car...$?? unknown.

there goes my savings account.
and all my future checks.
i think i might sell my guitar? maybe? i dont know. every bit of money will get me closer to paying it off.

NINE.

nine shots.
nine death shots.
nine death shots just to go to kenya.

how much better can it get...really?!

just a lil' update/thankful thursday

well my day today and yesterday was good. and then today got ruined. thanks a lot stupid world. i am going to have a nervous breakdown and cry my eyeballs out.
but all is dandy.

hey hey come what may i'm not gunna let that ruin my day. no sir. no way. i'm not gunna let that ruin my day.

but that's a lie because i am still going to. UGH. i was informed today that i have to pay $900 in the next 9 days for kenya.
but i think this is where thankful thursday comes in.

THANKFUL THURSDAY.
1. all the money that people donated to me. really guys, thanks! it helped out A TON. :) i love you all for it.
2. getting locked out of electronic music. i really was not in the mood...so he gave me the perfect reason to run away :)
3. take home tests
4. dollar stores

okay. i'm done with that. anyways pretty much my life has been BORING BEYOND BELIEF lately. so i have nothing to tell anyone about!

oh but i taked to my boss and we made up :) which was kinda good. but i'm still on the lookout for another job, because 6.55 just sucks.

anyways i'm not really in the mood for this whole blog writing thing right now