KENYA OR BUST!

well guys, i have zero time but i just wanted to tell ya'll that i'm off to kenya! after hours, and hours of service, and all ya'lls money i'm off!

i dont think i'll have any internet access, but i'll keep a good journal and take wonderful pictures. thanks for all your support and please keep me in your prayers! haha...

ahhhh i'm so scareddd. to death. i have a constant stomach ache, and cry baby eyes.

but i cant wait for my life to be changed. 

mmmm...cavities

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's all i have to say about this picture.

oooh ya gotta love the numb face :)

can you keep a secret?

...well that's what the name of the book is that i am currently reading.
soo good.

soo soo soo good.
i am honetly addicted. like really i laugh out loud to myself while reading it, i carry it everywhere i go. and yes i mean EVERYWHERE. just in case i will get an extra four minutes to read it.

i am addicted to it. sometimes i forget that it's
1. not real life. just a story.
2. not my life. i put myself in the characters shoes and, bam. i feel like all the horrible things happening in the book, are really my problems. i get really upset, mad, and discouraged about life! but then i just remember it's not real and not my life, so to stop. but i cant. i am sucked into it. addicted. "grabbed" but only you would get that part if you read the book.

when was the last time i have ever...EVER read a book? NEVER. i took ap lit and i didnt read a whole one of those books. i just get bored. but the writer is so funny! she kinda reminds me of me, just more clever and entertaining.

she's the one that wrote "confessions of a shopaholic" aka...saw the movie, but i am definately reading the book. it's on hold as we speak :)

but really. that's all i had to say. i had to let it out that if i am acting weird, i probably am just forgetting that the story isnt my life, and the things happening in the book are false.

oh but i have a question for the world. why can i read this 354 page book in 4 days (i know i am a slow reader, i like to soak it in!) but it takes me A WHOLE YEAR to read the book of mormon?! so discouraging. but that's my goal. to finish it by the end of the summer. i took all year (well actualy from march to december 31) to read it last year, but i wanna do it quicker...to get ready for the seminary year of the book of mormon studies! i am so excited :) i know..i am a retard. but i have a secret love for seminary. anyways. i think you guys should do it too...with me! :) it'll be a battle. or maybe not. most likely not..you'll all just read this and laugh and be like...oh how silly. then i'll feel like a retard anddd

crawl in a hole and die. :)


i went to the melting pot again last night. with my best friend/ cousin cheryl.
oh how i love her :) it was so lovely. and all we did was laugh and eat and share common interest on how we hate sharing food, especially desserts.
that's going to be my problem when getting married, they'll be all "aww honey if you love me give me a bite of your brownie" and i'm like..."HELLO!!! NO WAY JOSE! honestly, i dont love you enought. get your own. i hate sharing, plus...you stink and fart in the bed."

so that's what'll go down. exactly like that.
well hopefully not. i hate bed farters ;)

oh gosh. how did i get to this topic.

umm i also went to the oqurrh mountain temple (p.s. whoever thought of how to spell that word must have thought they were really REALLY funny. but they're not. they confuse me, make me angry, and make me look stupid. so thanks for nothing oqurrh mountain person)
it's really pretty though. like really really pretty! :) and i liked all the pictures of jesus. and the refreshment tent. it was so elegant! :) expcept one problem: the cookies.
why do they have people handing them out? what if i want two cookies...is that so bad?! what if i'm homeless and that's the only food i'll have in the week. are they going to deprive me of one more cookie?! really?!

thats all i have to say about that. but yes..truely upsetting on the cookie ordeal.

i have so much to say...and zero brain power to say it.

so...my sister merrit makes lists for everything:
-her obession with different things
-she maps her day out
-aka. everything.
it drives me crazy, but i decided one day that i was going to make a list of things i should write about in my blog, so i wrote that wondeful list, and now i cant even find it. i am so so mad. but maybe it's under the piles, and piles, and piles of clothes in my room that i never feel like cleaning up because...i am way too lazy. it's starting to get out of control.

but...this morning was senior sunrise aka i stayed up all night(almost) and did all the most random things you could ever think of. it was so fun though...but my WHOLE day was filled to the brim of things to do. first me and emily took her little sister to the zoo, which it was perfect weather! the sun was behind clouds, but it wasnt too cold. i loved it more than anything. and it wasn't even too stinky!
and then we went to jamba juice. can you say berry lime sublime? :)
thennn it was off to bowling ( i have free bowling passes for all summer...so that's why we went. we only like to do free things, or coupon things are good too. the zoo was free. it was lovely)
thennn we watched house bunny, aka funniest movie ever created. it's not as bad as you might think, it's mostly just freakin hilarious.
then after that...we went to dinner with my mama :) i just love her, she's such a cutie! and me and emily shared a burrito, but we had a dilema because she likes black beans, and i like the refried ones, so we begged the nice man to split it half and half, so he did. i wanted to kiss him. but not really.
so after that, we went to this really weird party where we didnt really know anyone, well we knew them...but we werent really friends with any of them so it was just one hundred percent awkward, so we played tetherball for like a million hours, and then they were starting a movie aka kungfu panda, so we left because we were going to see a drive in, but my mom had that bad mom feeling about it, so we didnt even end up going. so instead we went to 24 hour fitness (for free) and watched tv and walked around and sat in the hot tub, and sat in the steam room, and did all the fun things. but then we left
and we were trying to find more 24 hour places, and macy's popped into our brains.
WHO WOULDA KNOWN THAT PLACE WAS OPEN ALL DAY AND NIGHT!?
so we got a giant doughnut and got half price because it was one day old..but really it wasnt, it was just after midnight so we got it for 55 CENTS!
then we came to my house and had juice, and watched tv, but emily fell asleep and i wasnt even tired so i was up until like 3! and then i went to sleep for like two hours, we went to the school and ate and watched the no sunrise becasue it as hiding. and then we came home and fell asleep again until 10.
thennnnn we went to the seminary bbq, which was rainy and we didnt know anyone. but we had to say farewell to the dear sweet seminary teachers (aka brother downs) :( i'm really upset that he's going to alta.
but by the way, i found another potential husband.
just if you wanted to know that.

it's raining outside and i love it.

i bought new shoes. and some shorts. and some earrings.
the shorts are probably the best things ever because they definately cover up my muffin top fat.
and they are not ugly and skin tight.
and they are just so comfortable.
and only sometimes can you see my jiggly leg fat.
AND THE BEST PART IS THEY WERE ONLY 12 DOLLARS.

okay forreals i need to eat some real food before i die.

what a day!

i dont really know what the title is referring to...but i just wanted to put that.
i hate that i cant remember anything funny that happens in my life! i think i need to invest in a "blog journal" aka something that helps me remember all the good ideas that i come up with in life so i can have something interesting to tell all you guys!

the whole last night i thought i was going to DIE! my stomach hurt so bad and i was so unhappy...i when it came time to wake up for nine o'clock church...death was upon someone because i was so freakin tired. but i fell right back asleep and woke up at 11:40! i think i was just overworked, and so tireddddd. beyond belief. i feel a lil' bit better :) which is good.

so yesterday. i worked...and i love working saturdays because its 10-2..but i usually get off at like 12:30. so it's always just super joyous...umm i hope that's a word :)

and after work i came home and went to smiths marketplace with my dear sweet mother. there...i found my husband. which was great. but he ran away. then i was pushing the door open...AND IT CUT ME! :( i wanted to cry. and die. and kick someone. all at the same time.
but i kinda got over it after like half an hour...but it STILL HURTS. oh well... oh! hahaha this lady was giving out samples, and so me and my mom tried it. i guess it was kashi bars or something. and i took one bite and spit it out and i was like it tastes like smashed together dirt! and there was this lady going to pick it up, and she most definately got the most terrified look on her face, and put it back down and ran away. then i bought this lip gloss...which i thought would be normal and good, but i forgot that it said "lip plumper". NEVER EVER GET IT. it feels like a million knives are stabbing into your lip soul. and then if you lick your lips, it gets on your tounge and it hurts even worse!
but i got over that too. and the feeling kinda gets addicting. it's funny.

um then we went to zupas. where i ate way to much food, and i was fat doggin' it the rest of the night. i hated it. with a passion. but actually..the food was really good.

then the real game :). haha i decided a lot of things there.
1. i dont understand the people that can stand up and yell random weird things to the players/refs. dont they feel stupid? or how the heck to they come up with the fact that if you yell these things...anyone can hear you if they're on the field! like really!
2. who aspires to be a ref? like honestly...where do these people come from! it's a common fact that every single human beings hate them! so is that like their life goal? to become the most hated person ever? i dont get it...
3. mascots still suck.
4. i hate sitting close to people.
5. the world is full of way weird people that i am glad i have no association with.
6. i get so much anger and hatred when i watch soccer. like to the point where i would run on the field in a crazy rampage and just punch the refs. it's so hard for me to contain it, so i usually just sit there in silence just watching. but when in reality my insides are BURNING.

so that's that.

well ihave really bad morning breath. and nothing else to say at the moment. so i guess thats a sign for me to stop :)

adios.

one down, two to go.

sooo...lets talk ap.

test one (aka literature): i either did really good, or i missed the boat completely and just..failed horribly. but it wasnt as bad as i thought. i really didnt feel the pressure that i felt when i took it in ninth grade. i guess that's because there really wasn't anything to study, and it was just a lucky guess test ;). or it might have been the fact that i was sitting in the corner of the debate room where it didnt feel very legit. but whatever it was...i'm glad it wasnt too hard :)

test two (aka us history): now that's where we worry. my teacher never taught us how to do a dbq (aka document based question). she just ran through the last stuff so freakin fast that NOBODY learned ANYTHING! soooo we all are going to fail...but at least we'll fail together eh? we have taken ONE just ONE practice test. what is she thinking?!!?!?! and no practice essays!! what the freakkkkk. but i'ma gunna get a 5! :)

so after tomorrow, at around noon my terrible hard life is over. no more english classes for the rest of my high school life, and no more history (well except us gov)! next year is going to be THE BOMB! just lemme tell ya my schedule
1-work release (aka sleep in)
2-seminary
3-4-tech center(business managment)
5-work release (aka sleep in)
6-us government
7-8- tech centerrrrr

so yeah. i am pumped :)

uhh so i leave in seven weeks for KENYA!!!!!!!
i need to start getting ready. i got my shots though! but it really is time to start planning my lessons. i have to teach abuse at the health fair, and animals at the schools. so if anyone has any cute games or little songs to play with the kids...i wouldnt mind suggestions. :)

and tomorrow is the 9th grade dance that my business class is putting on. so that will finally be over too! horrayyyy! i love the feeling of school winding down. its just the best! and the weather is so nice i just want to run around in a dress and sing all day long.

i really really really really want a dog :( i just cant even say that enough times!
maybe i'll go to the animal home(humaine society? is that what it's called) and just bring it home with me...once my dad looks into its way precious eyes he wont be able to say no :) (um dad, dont read that)

oh p.s. i gained a million pounds. but i've been trying to exercise a lotta lot more! i want to be able to run a 5k by the time i leave for kenya, so i am not the fat american girl that cant play soccer with the little kids because she is one hundred percent out of breath, and her fat is hanging over her pants and everyone is really grossed out. plus i just feel disgusting.

also, i am craving juice.
apple
orange
pineapple orange :)
BERRY LIME SUBLIME JAMBA JUICE
yes that is what i want times one hundred percent.

and guess who gets paid tomorrowwwww :) MEE. and guess who actually has one friday off in her entire life..ME. but guess who has to spend her night with ninth graders..ugh.
i am scared of them! they are mean and rude and have terrible attitudes. i just wanna slap them silly fools.

anyways. i am going to run/study/mostly walk because it's hard to run and read at the same time :)

i am a messsss times twelve.

helloooo and welcome to the week of two ap tests, followed by the ninth grade dance that i am in charge of, i leave for kenya in seven weeks, anddd i have already gained 85 pounds because of my bottomless pit.

so now you know why i never post anything anymore, plus i have nothing to say ever. while my life is going i think of all these clever things to write about and what not, but when it comes time for me to put off studying and actually write on my blog, i have NOTHING to say. so bleh. i am boring but whatever.

i just ate a whole batch of cookie dough, and a brownie, a sandwich, chips, ect...ect. and i a little bit want to DIE. and i also want to lock myself up and never see anyone in the world ever again because i am sick of everyone and everything and...it's just getting out of hand. so if i am ever mean to you...take it personally. haha just kidding. dont.

auewkjafknaaja i have nothing to say...