the weirdest thing...

i'll be the first to say that my life is full of probably the weirdest most awkward things EVER. and i feel like i've done and adequate job of sharing these experiences with you, so i would only be doing you a favor by telling you what just happened to me...

about 1 am i am driving from salt lake to orem, and i was in the home stretch of getting to my home when in the distance i saw a ZILLION police cars/ambulances/ traffic jam. so many thoughts ran through my head, and i was sure i was going to look out my window and see a dead body on the road and some terrifying car crash. but the closer i got to the scene, the weirder things got.

i saw giant creatures in the middle of the road. first i thought it was a pile of dead bodies covered in a blanket. but that was kinda a silly thought. then i thought it was deer because, we all know that dear love running around on the freeway in the middle of the night. but no. the truthful thing that it was is 10 times weirder then you could ever imagine. they were HORSES. not just like one random horse that got away while delivering mail for the pony express. oh no. it was a group of like 6 horses all in one area. those poor lil guys. their hoofs were in the air. and their blood and guts were all over the freeway. i guess the accident had just barely happened because it was one heck of a time trying to maneuver my car around these bloody dead horses.

this was traumatic. i thought i was going to puke or something..and then i thought about all the guts that got stuck in the cracks of my tires and i got even more upset. HOW IN THE WORLD DID THESE HORSES GET THERE!? and then i drove a little further forward for like 3 minutes, and there was another random dead horse! this one was the worst because i saw its poor little face! i mean, as much as i hate horses with all the fibers of my soul, i hate the fact that i saw them dead. and bloody. and gutty. and disgusting. i am truly scarred for life. i cant stop thinking about it.

so i was all stressed out about the horses when out of nowhere this cop starts running towards me with his flashlight just a waving in the air. i about had a brain attack with all the flashing lights, seriously. do police men not understand that all their flashing bidness is about to give me a seizure. but he was just warning me that there were people on the side of the road and i needed to get to the other side of the freeway. so i had to be like stunt driver expert and get around the bloody horse, while dodging the freaking out people on the side of the road. and their cars. i'd like to call myself really cool for experiencing this. i only wish i had a camera. or someone with me to experience it. i feel like my writing just doesnt do it justice.

this reminds me of an experience i had recently. and since my brain is going 238723 miles an hour due to the gory night i had, i think i will tell you this other weird story. which isnt as weird, but it sure as heck shook me up.

one saturday morning i was driving to work. i was unhappy about the circumstances i was in. mostly because it was saturday morning, and i had to go to work. but anyways, that's besides the point. all you need to know is that i was driving. on a semi busy road. but since it was so early, there were like 3 cars driving. all of a sudden out of nowhere this gigantic truck pulls in front of me. this was no normal truck, they were pulling a huge flat bed trailer with LITERALLY 70 dead deer piled on top. they didnt have the decency to cover the poor things up with a tarp or a blanket, or like tissues or anything! so there i am staring these dead things in the eyes, and i was freaking out. i kept closing my eyes because i would rather be in a car accident then have to think about these dead guys. except not all of them were guys. because i tried to pass the truck, and they were going kinda over the speed limit, so to pass them i would have to go really fast. except i just thought to myself that if i got pulled over i would just tell the police man about the freakyness of those scary dead animals and he would TOTALLY understand. except i didnt get pulled over.

but. in the act of me trying to pass this truck, i pulled up next to the trailer and what did i see but only the worlds grossest bloody deer vag (ehm. i mean, butt.) seriously though. what the heck. who drives around at 8 in the morning with 70 dead deer hooked to the back of their truck?

nasty nast.

i cant stop thinking about all the blood and guts all over the road. and stuck in the tires of my car. oh dear. i know i am having some freaky dreams tonight, that's for sure. if anyone finds a news story about those dear sweet horses, will you send me the link? i gotta know what happened!