Friday, June 5, 2009

i have so much to say...and zero brain power to say it.

so...my sister merrit makes lists for everything:
-her obession with different things
-she maps her day out
-aka. everything.
it drives me crazy, but i decided one day that i was going to make a list of things i should write about in my blog, so i wrote that wondeful list, and now i cant even find it. i am so so mad. but maybe it's under the piles, and piles, and piles of clothes in my room that i never feel like cleaning up because...i am way too lazy. it's starting to get out of control.

but...this morning was senior sunrise aka i stayed up all night(almost) and did all the most random things you could ever think of. it was so fun though...but my WHOLE day was filled to the brim of things to do. first me and emily took her little sister to the zoo, which it was perfect weather! the sun was behind clouds, but it wasnt too cold. i loved it more than anything. and it wasn't even too stinky!
and then we went to jamba juice. can you say berry lime sublime? :)
thennn it was off to bowling ( i have free bowling passes for all summer...so that's why we went. we only like to do free things, or coupon things are good too. the zoo was free. it was lovely)
thennn we watched house bunny, aka funniest movie ever created. it's not as bad as you might think, it's mostly just freakin hilarious.
then after that...we went to dinner with my mama :) i just love her, she's such a cutie! and me and emily shared a burrito, but we had a dilema because she likes black beans, and i like the refried ones, so we begged the nice man to split it half and half, so he did. i wanted to kiss him. but not really.
so after that, we went to this really weird party where we didnt really know anyone, well we knew them...but we werent really friends with any of them so it was just one hundred percent awkward, so we played tetherball for like a million hours, and then they were starting a movie aka kungfu panda, so we left because we were going to see a drive in, but my mom had that bad mom feeling about it, so we didnt even end up going. so instead we went to 24 hour fitness (for free) and watched tv and walked around and sat in the hot tub, and sat in the steam room, and did all the fun things. but then we left
and we were trying to find more 24 hour places, and macy's popped into our brains.
WHO WOULDA KNOWN THAT PLACE WAS OPEN ALL DAY AND NIGHT!?
so we got a giant doughnut and got half price because it was one day old..but really it wasnt, it was just after midnight so we got it for 55 CENTS!
then we came to my house and had juice, and watched tv, but emily fell asleep and i wasnt even tired so i was up until like 3! and then i went to sleep for like two hours, we went to the school and ate and watched the no sunrise becasue it as hiding. and then we came home and fell asleep again until 10.
thennnnn we went to the seminary bbq, which was rainy and we didnt know anyone. but we had to say farewell to the dear sweet seminary teachers (aka brother downs) :( i'm really upset that he's going to alta.
but by the way, i found another potential husband.
just if you wanted to know that.

it's raining outside and i love it.

i bought new shoes. and some shorts. and some earrings.
the shorts are probably the best things ever because they definately cover up my muffin top fat.
and they are not ugly and skin tight.
and they are just so comfortable.
and only sometimes can you see my jiggly leg fat.
AND THE BEST PART IS THEY WERE ONLY 12 DOLLARS.

okay forreals i need to eat some real food before i die.

6 comments:

Celeste said...

YOU CRACK ME UP!!! I wish I could show you how hard i am laughing right now! I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading your blog soooo much!!!

mallorycake said...

awww :) thanks. that definately made my day!

watsit2u said...

you are a wonderfully fun person and you come by it naturally, too! Would this by chance be Bro Greg Downs? j/c

mallorycake said...

haha no it's brother josh downs.

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