BUT. due to the fact that i am the most popular person on the planet earth, i promised many-a-folk that i would update on my life happenings. so...here it is.
1. year 1 of college is complete. 2.5 more years to go...and then i can be a real adult with a real job and real responsibilities and real things.
2. i moved :) my bed is taller than i am, AND to make it super classy...it's placed on top of cinder blocks and my dresser. i am convinced that one day i am going to die while trying to climb to the top of mt. everest of a bed. or the cinder blocks are going to decide they dont feel like holding the bed up any more..and i'll be the one to pay for it. but then i was thinking..if i were to set my bed on the ground like a normal human being that knows the danger in an elevated bed..my room wouldn't be able to fit everything! because we have two bed..two desks..two dressers..where do they expect it all to go?!...up in the air i guess.
3. finally got a gym pass again! i decided after thinking about it 24/7 and finally having dreams about it, i might as well spend the $25 a month to make myself happy :) so far i've been going every day! (okay, confession. it's only been 3 days. BUT STILL!)
4. seeing as i decided to work out again, i remembered how painful it is. since day 1 i havent been able to walk normal. i want to cry every time someone asks me to bend over. or get out of a car. or climb onto my bed. or climb out of it. or do anything that involves moving. and then i keep thinking "well if i drink more water and keep working out, it'll go away faster!" NO. it gets worse! and then all i have to do is pee a lot..and getting on and off the toilet is hard with my sore legs!
5. i got a job! i real job! a FULL TIME real job! impressed? i would be too. because guess what? i am an adult! a real one! with a full time job! i wear skirts and use clip boards and answer phone calls! but i dont wear high heels. because..the floor is slippery! and you have to walk a lot! and i KNOW i'll be the one that dies from a freak accident involving me wearing heels and falling over. probably the clip board would stab me in the stomach. and then it would be disgusting. so no, i dont wear those evil things.
6. i joined a soccer team :) our first game is tonight, and yes. i will probably die seeing as i can hardly walk without wanting to stab someone in the heart. but we'll see how it goes. maybe i'll fake an injury. :)...my stomach has been hurting pretty bad today. probably my stomach cancer is coming back.
7. i went to portland. it was fun. be jealous because it's the worlds greatest place. but too many fun things happened i dont feel like telling you everything right now. just know that it was fun and you should be jealous.
8. this is probably still the funniest thing. OF MY LIFE.
also, so is this http://whenparentstext.com/
:)
remember to smile. because it makes you look prettier.
